“Dewey Foley is a three-year-old boy, you sick sons of bitches!” Around the World of Pro Wrestling 5/31/26: CZW, DDT, Dragongate, GCW and Tokyo Joshi.

đŸŽ™ïž Rundown — CZW, DDT, Dragongate, GCW & TJPW

Presented by Ed & Gordon.

🟩 DESK INTRO

Ed: “Fans, we’ve got a five‑promotion whirlwind tonight! From the blood‑and‑broken‑glass chaos of CZW to the unpredictable spectacle of DDT, the high‑speed wizardry of Dragongate, the outlaw energy of GCW, and the electric charm of TJPW — this week had everything but a quiet moment!”

Gordon: “Quite. A most diverse slate of action — each promotion advancing its own narrative threads, yet all showcasing remarkable athleticism and intensity.”

đŸŸ„ COMBAT ZONE WRESTLING (CZW)

⭐ Current Direction

CZW continues its gritty studio‑era push with a focus on rising talent, violent grudges, and a heavyweight scene that refuses to settle.

🟧 CZW RESULTS

Credit: cagematch.net

(31.05.2026) CZW Devil Deals In Death – Luck Won’t Save You – Online Stream @ Cooper’s Riverview in Trenton, New Jersey, USA
Eight Way Ultraviolent Invitational Scramble Death: Byron Simmons vs. Jake Gray vs. Jimmy Controversy vs. Marty 2 Fly vs. Mickey Vargas vs. Primo Cuhh vs. Rob Shit vs. Tye Rockwell – No Contest (8:51) Ed: “That young man wrestles like he’s got a rocket strapped to his back!”
Terracotta Death: Eric Ryan defeats Toby Klein (9:50)
Death: Rickey Shane Page defeats Nixon Newell (12:45)
Shattered Dreams Death: Jimmy Lloyd defeats Nino Extremo (12:34)
Death: Lucky 13 defeats Nick Gage (7:58)
CZW Ultraviolent Title Three Way Death: SHLAK (c) defeats Angel Metro and Phil Insane (13:52)
Death: Judge Joe Dred (w/Steven Jury) defeats MASADA (23:03) Gordon: “A most punishing encounter — Dred’s resilience remains extraordinary.”

📰 CZW NEWS

Credit czwrestling.com

CZW’s Tangled Web is coming up on June 27th at 7 PM at the CZW Arena in Philadephia and will be streaming on IWTV Live. General admission is $30 at sportsthread.com.

đŸŸȘ DDT PRO WRESTLING

⭐ Current Direction

DDT continues its signature blend of athleticism, absurdity, and character‑driven chaos.

đŸŸ© DDT RESULTS

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(31.05.2026) DDT King Of DDT 2026 Final!! – Online Stream @ Korakuen Hall in Tokyo, Japan
Tomomitsu Matsunaga & Yuki Ishida defeat Akito & Hinata Kasai (7:59) Ed: “DDT never starts slow — they hit the gas from the opening bell!”
King Of DDT 2026 Semi Final: Shinya Aoki defeats Minoru Suzuki (9:37)
King Of DDT 2026 Semi Final: MAO defeats Danshoku Dino (11:54)
Jun Akiyama, Junta Miyawaki & Naomi Yoshimura defeat DAMNATION T.A (Hideki Okatani, Ilusion & MJ Paul) (9:05)
Kaisei Takechi & Yuki Ueno defeat Kazuki Hirata & To-y (0:01)
Kaisei Takechi & Yuki Ueno defeat Kazuki Hirata & To-y (9:15)
Fantomes Dramatic (Antonio Honda, Chris Brookes & HARASHIMA) defeat Strange Love Connection (KANON, Viento Maligno & Yukio Naya) (12:08)
KO-D Six Man Tag Team Title: paleyouth (Daichi Satoh, Takeshi Masada & Yuya Koroku) (c) defeat NWA Jr. (Kazuma Sumi, Shunma Katsumata & Yuni) (14:56)
King Of DDT Final: Shinya Aoki defeats MAO (17:20)

(27.05.2026) DDT Super Japan Pro Wrestling A Pro Wrestling Show Without A Name – Online Stream @ Ueno Park Outdoor Stage in Tokyo, Japan
Shota defeats Miles Karu (7:23)
Pero Pero Oyakata defeats Da Pump Matsumoto (7:58)
Marika Kobashi & Matsuzawa-san defeat Non Toraga & Riara (9:56)
Ken Ohka & Mac Matsushita defeat Hyo Ogawa & Thanomsak Toba (9:21)
Ippanjin Munenori Sawa & Satoshi Kojima defeat Brahman Brothers (Brahman Kei & Brahman Shu) (12:16)
CIMA & Yuji Jagata (Yuji Nagata) defeat Poison Sawada JULIE & Sanshiro Takagi (12:16)

(26.05.2026) DDT Early Summer Beer Garden Wrestling 2026 – Online Stream @ Ueno Park Outdoor Stage in Tokyo, Japan
DAMNATION T.A (Hideki Okatani & Ilusion) defeat Hinata Kasai & Yuya Koroku (9:37)
5000 Yen Allowance Limit Weapons Allowed Death: Kazumi Sumi & Yuki Ishida defeat Kazuki Hirata & MAO (13:54)
paleyouth (Daichi Satoh & Takeshi Masada) defeat Antonio Honda & Junta Miyawaki (10:45)
HARASHIMA defeats Rukiya (11:39)
The 37KAMIINA (Shunma Katsumata & To-y) & Akito defeat Strange Love Connection (KANON, Viento Maligno & Yukio Naya) (11:58)
Special Rules Drunk Tag Team: Danshoku Dino & Yoshihiko defeat Chris Brookes & Yuki Ueno (34:00) Gordon: “A most cerebral performance — Brookes continues to refine his championship aspirations.”

📰 DDT NEWS

Credit: DDTpro.jp

Pro wrestling on the Kumagawa Railway train in Kumamoto Prefecture and on the Yumae Station rail wing! November 22: ‘Kuma Tetsu Pro Wrestling’ to be held! “Starting from the unprecedented disaster caused by the Kumamoto heavy rain in July 2020, the Kumamoto Kumagawa Railway is scheduled to open its full line on September 20, 2026, and the “Kuma Railway Pro Wrestling” event will be held on Sunday, November 22. Starting from Hitoyoshi Onsen Station, we plan to have one street pro wrestling match on the train in operation, and several matches at a special ring set up at the Yumae Station railwing at the terminal station. Details such as ticket prices, participating players, and matchups will be announced once decided.[Event Name] Kuma-Tetsu Pro Wrestling
[Date] Sunday, November 22, 2026 Time:
To be determined [Venue] Kumamoto, Kumagawa Railway
[Organizer] Kuma-Tetsu Pro Wrestling Executive Committee
[Cooperation] Kumagawa Railway Co., Ltd., Yumae Town Chamber of Commerce, Fukunaga Shoji Co., Ltd., Fukunaga Dojo Martial Arts
[Supported by] Kumamoto Prefecture Kuma Regional Promotion Bureau, Hitoyoshi City, Yumae Town”

đŸŸ„ DRAGONGATE JAPAN PRO WRESTLING

⭐ Current Direction

Dragongate continues its signature high‑speed, faction‑driven storytelling with units clashing across every show.

🟧 Dragongate RESULTS

30.05.2026) DG Hopeful Gate 2026 – Tag 16 – Event @ Takamatsu Symbol Tower in Takamatsu, Kagawa, Japan
PARADOX (Dragon Kid & KAGETORA) & Punch Tominaga defeat El Cielo, Masaaki Mochizuki & Mondai Ryu (9:30) Ed: “Dragongate doesn’t do warm‑ups — they go full throttle from the jump!”
Takashi defeats Jiro Shinbashi (7:49)
Love And Peace (JACKY KAMEI & Riiita) defeat Natural Vibes (GuC & Kzy) (11:34)
Gajadokuro (ISHIN, KAI & Yoshiki Kato) vs. Homare, Luis Mante & Ultimo Dragon – No Contest (8:31)
D’courage (Ryoya Tanaka & Yuki Yoshioka) defeat PARADOX (Susumu Yokosuka & YAMATO) (15:11)
Natural Vibes (AKEY, Flamita & Strong Machine J) defeat Gajadokuro (Jason Lee, Kota Minoura & Madoka Kikuta) (15:51)

(27.05.2026) DG Hopeful Gate 2026 – Tag 15 ~ Ben-K & Yasushi Kanda Homecoming – Event @ Chiba Port Arena in Chiba, Japan
Homare & Masaaki Mochizuki defeat El Cielo & Ryu Fuda (8:08)
Ultimo Dragon defeats Jiro Shinbashi (7:49)
Natural Vibes (AKEY, Kzy, Strong Machine J & U-T) defeat Love And Peace (JACKY KAMEI, Mochizuki Jr. & Riiita) & Luis Mante (12:26)
PARADOX (Dragon Kid, Susumu Yokosuka & YAMATO) defeat Gajadokuro (Jason Lee, Kota Minoura & Madoka Kikuta) by DQ (6:38)
D’courage (Ryoya Tanaka & Yuki Yoshioka) defeat Natural Vibes (Flamita & GuC) (10:10)
Genki Horiguchi, Kazuma Kimura & Yasushi Kanda defeat Gajadokuro (ISHIN, KAI & Yoshiki Kato) (13:25)

(26.05.2026) DG Hopeful Gate 2026 – Tag 14 – Event @ Shibutami Sports Park General Gymnasium in Morioka, Iwate, Japan
Natural Vibes (GuC & Kzy) defeat El Cielo & Kazuma Kimura (8:10)
Taro Nohashi defeats Jiro Shinbashi (5:34)
Gajadokuro (Jason Lee, Kota Minoura & Madoka Kikuta) defeat Natural Vibes (AKEY, Strong Machine J & U-T) (5:09)
D’courage (Ryoya Tanaka & Yuki Yoshioka) defeat Homare & Ryu Fuda (9:35)
Flamita, Sangre Azteca Jr. & Ultimo Dragon defeat Love And Peace (JACKY KAMEI & Riiita) & Luis Mante (13:31)
PARADOX (Dragon Kid, Susumu Yokosuka & YAMATO) defeat Gajadokuro (ISHIN, KAI & Yoshiki Kato) (15:42)

(25.05.2026) DG Hopeful Gate 2026 – Tag 13 – Event @ Hakodate Arena in Hakodate, Hokkaido, Japan
PARADOX (Susumu Yokosuka & YAMATO) & El Cielo defeat Natural Vibes (Flamita, GuC & U-T) (10:05)
Strong Machine J defeats Jiro Shinbashi (6:41)
Homare & Luis Mante defeat Kazuma Kimura & Ultimo Dragon (8:34)
Gajadokuro (ISHIN, KAI & Yoshiki Kato) defeat Love And Peace (JACKY KAMEI, Mochizuki Jr. & Riiita) (7:21)
D’courage (Ryoya Tanaka & Yuki Yoshioka) defeat Natural Vibes (AKEY & Kzy) (11:00)
PARADOX (BxB Hulk & Dragon Kid) & Katsuo defeat Gajadokuro (Jason Lee, Kota Minoura & Madoka Kikuta) (15:45)

(24.05.2026) DG Hopeful Gate 2026 – Tag 12 ~ BxB Hulk & Kzy Homecoming – Online Stream @ Sapporo ii-one Stadium in Sapporo, Hokkaido, Japan
Natural Vibes (AKEY, GuC & U-T) defeat Homare, Kazuma Kimura & Ryu Fuda (10:06)
Susumu Yokosuka defeats Jiro Shinbashi (5:20)
El Cielo defeats Mochizuki Jr. (8:49)
Gajadokuro (KAI & Madoka Kikuta) defeat D’courage (Ryoya Tanaka & Yuki Yoshioka) (9:39)
Exhibition Tag Team: JACKY KAMEI & Riiita defeat Dai Tsujiguchi & Koki Oshima (9:31)
Genki Horiguchi, Luis Mante, Ultimo Dragon & Yasushi Kanda defeat Gajadokuro (ISHIN, Jason Lee, Kota Minoura & Yoshiki Kato) (4:43)
Natural Vibes (Flamita, Kzy & Strong Machine J) defeat PARADOX (BxB Hulk, Dragon Kid & YAMATO) (16:42) Gordon: “A most decisive victory — Flamita remains a singular force within the promotion.”

📰 DRAGONGATE NEWS

Credit: blog.spora.jp/dragongate/

Just before the end of the tally season! 7th Portrait Sales Ranking Interim Announcement – 4th Edition!! photo[Theme]: Official Merchandise Information!

The highly popular DRAGONGATE portrait series!

The 7th sales ranking is finally reaching its climax!

Below is the fourth round of the interim announcement.

The tally is almost over! *Today = Until 5/31 (Sun) 23:59

What will your favorite athlete look like in swimsuit…!?

*The ranking is the total of sales at the venue + official web shop sales.

[Overall Sales Ranking]

①Riiita →

(2) Yoshiteru Kato →

*Difference with 1st place = 15 tickets

(3) Kota Minoura →

*Difference with 2nd place = 22 cards

(4) Hoki →

④ISHIN ↗

*Difference with 3rd place = 16 coins

(6) Yuki ↗Yoshioka 

*Difference with 4th place = 12 tickets

(7) Yoshiya Tanaka →

*Difference with 6th place = 2 tickets

(8) Leopard ↘

*Difference with 7th place = 13 cards

(9) Dragon Kid ↗

*Difference with 8th place = 1 ticket

⑩Kzy ↘

*Gap with 9th place = 7 cards

â‘ȘU-T →

*Difference from 10th place = 4 tickets

⑫YAMATO ↗

*Difference from 11th place = 1 card

(13) B×B Hulk ↘

*Difference from 12th place = 2 tickets

⑭JACKY KAMEI →

Difference with 13th place = 2 tickets

(15) Jason Lee ↗

Gap with 14th place = 3 cards

★Aggregated results for sales up to 5/30

======================

《Portrait Sales Ranking》

All players and all portraits are counted.

Total sales volume from venue sales + official web shop during the period from May 1~31 will be aggregated and ranked.

Selling the “2026 Summer Swimsuit Version Portrait” featuring the top 10 players!

The rankings will be updated regularly, so stay tuned for the announcements!

Promote your favorite players to the top!!”

đŸŸ„ GAME CHANGER WRESTLING (GCW)

⭐ Current Direction

GCW continues its outlaw‑indie momentum with a mix of deathmatches, high flyers, and cult favorites.

🟧 GCW RESULTS

Credit: cagematch.net

Squash A Jobber Wrestling
(24.05.2026) GCW Live In Milan – Pay Per View @ Centro Sport Cesate in Mailand, Italien
SAJ Combat Title Six Way Scramble: Goro (c) defeats Flamingo and G. Sharpe and Irene and Jeffrey John and Rust (10:26) Ed: “That match moved faster than a Vegas slot machine on payday!”
KJ Orso defeats El G (11:56)
SAJ Openweight Title: Gringo Loco defeats Lupo (c) by DQ
Vipress defeats Shotzi Blackheart
GCW World Title: Atticus Cogar (c) defeats Mirko Mori Gordon: “A most volatile encounter — Cogar’s reign continues to defy expectations.”
Merak defeats Joey Janela
Team GCW (1 Called Manders, Drew Parker & Jimmy Lloyd) defeat Team SAJ (Luca Bjorn, Sebastian De Witt & Spencer)

📰 GCW NEWS

Autographed trading cards featuring Yuji Nagata, Megumi Kudo and Hayabusa are available at gcwmerch.com

đŸŸ„ TOKYO JOSHI PRO WRESTLING (TJPW)

⭐ Current Direction

TJPW continues its blend of idol‑energy, crisp wrestling, and character‑driven storytelling.

🟧 TJPW RESULTS

Credit: cagematch.net

(30.05.2026) TJPW Spring Tour 2026 ~ Next Door In Osaka ~ – Online Stream @ Azalea Taisho Hall in Osaka, Japan
Arisu Endo defeats Shion Kanzaki (8:15) Gordon: “A most significant victory — Endo’s momentum toward a title challenge is undeniable.”
Three Way: Sakura Hattori defeats Mifu Ashida and Ren Konatsu (7:59)
Pom Harajuku & Raku defeat Hyper Misao & Kira Summer (11:09)
Haru Kazashiro & Yuki Aino defeat Chika Nanase & HIMAWARI (10:38)
Miyu Yamashita & Toga defeat Shoko Nakajima & Wakana Uehara (12:36)
Hakuchumu (Miu Watanabe & Rika Tatsumi), Suzume & Yuki Arai defeat Mahiro Kiryu, Mizuki, Uta Takami & Yuki Kamifuku (16:28) Ed: “Miu’s strength is something you can’t teach — she’s a powerhouse!”

📰 TJPW NEWS

Credit: tjpw.jp

On Saturday, July 18th, Aja Kong will appear at Korakuen Hall ‘SUMMER SUN PRINCESS ’26’! Tickets are now on sale at each play guide! The reserved seat SS in the central block of the front siding comes with a non-sale portrait book bonus! “Aja Kong has been confirmed to participate in ‘SUMMER SUN PRINCESS ’26’ at Korakuen Hall on Saturday, July 18.< Additional Participants>
Aja Kong< Previously Announced Participants>
Shin, Hirota, Katsushika SakuraTickets for ‘SUMMER SUN PRINCESS ’26’ are now on sale at each play guide. The popular reserved seat SS in the front Hina-dan Center Block comes with a special portrait book bonus, not for sale.[Event Name] SUMMER SUN PRINCESS ’26
[Date] July 18, 2026 (Sat) Doors open 10:00 Start 11:00
[Venue] Tokyo – Korakuen Hall
[Seat Types] Special Seats Sold Out, Super Seats Sold Out, Special Ringside Seats Sold Out, Reserved Seat SS 10,000 yen (Door 10,500 yen), Reserved Seat S 8,000 yen (Door 8,500 yen), Reserved Seat A 6,000 yen (Door 6,500 yen), Reserved Seat B 5,500 yen (Door 6,000 yen), Ladies Seat 2,000 yen (Door 2,500 yen), High School Student 1, 000 yen (on the day only, ID required), elementary and junior high school students 0 yen (same day only, ID required)
[Sales Locations] Official ticket purchase form, Ticket Pia, Lawson Ticket, e+, Korakuen Hall 5th floor office”

PROMO: “Dewey Foley is a three-year-old boy, you sick sons of bitches!”

Credit: cagematch.net

Quoth the Raven 'Nevermore': Raven vs. Dreamer

Party 1: Tommy Dreamer, Luna Vachon, Terry Funk, Beulah
Party 2: Raven, Stevie Richards, Johnny Hot Body, Tony Stetson, Cactus Jack, Blue Meanie, Kimona Wanalaya, Don Harris, Ron Harris, Brian Lee, Louie Spicolli
Timeframe: January 1995 – June 1997
Promotion: Extreme Championship Wrestling

PROMO:

Worker(s): Cactus Jack
Date: 19.09.1995
Promotion: Extreme Championship Wrestling
Event: ECW Hardcore TV #126

Cactus Jack: “More than anyone else in that ECW dressing room, Tommy Dreamer, maybe more than anyone else in the wrestling industry you are willing to pay the price. To sweat, to bleed, to suffer. You’re willing to bear that cross. And I say Tommy, DON’T DO IT! Because in order to sacrifice and bear that cross for them… it means that I’ve got to suffer too. And I’m telling you from a voice of experience that they’re not worth it, Tommy. THEY’RE NOT WORTH IT! You see you got the choice – NOT ME! I made my bed of nails and now I got no other choice but to be powerbombed on it. But you see Tommy, the world is smiling at you. The wrestling business is smiling at you. AND DON’T YOU FROWN BACK ON IT!

I’m going to take you back to a very deciding point in my life – a time when I believed in something. A time when I thought that my face and my name made a difference. Do you remember the night, Tommy Dreamer, because it’s embedded in my skull, it’s embedded in my heart, and it’s embedded in every NIGHTMARE that I will ever have. As Terry Funk took a broken bottle and began slicing and dicing Cactus Jack, the pain was so much that I’ll be honest with you Tommy. The pain was so much that I wanted to say I quit, Terry Funk, I give, I wave the flag, and I’m a coward – please don’t cut me anymore.

Then I saw my saving grace. You see, Tommy, I looked out in that audience, my adoring crowd, and I saw two simple words that changed my life. ‘Cane Dewey.’ Somebody had taken the time and the effort and the thought to make a sign that said, ‘Cane Dewey’ and I saw other people around, as every moment in my life stopped and focused in on that sign and the pain that shot through my body became a distant memory- replaced by the pain that will be embedded in my skull ‘TIL MY DYING DAY! ‘Cane Dewey.’ ‘Cane Dewey.’ Dewey Foley is a three-year-old boy, YOU SICK SONS OF BITCHES!

You ripped out my heart, you took everything I believed in and you flushed it down the damn toilet. You flushed my heart, you flushed my soul, and now it sickens me to sit back and see other people making the same mistake. You see, Tommy Dreamer I’ve gotta to listen to my little boy say every day of my life ‘Daddy, I miss Atlanta,’ and I say, ‘That’s too bad son, because your dad traded in the victorian house for a sweatbox in Long Island. Your Dad traded in a hundred… thousand dollar contract, guaranteed money, insurance, respect and the name on the dotted line of the greatest man in the world – to work for a scumbag who operates out of a little pissant pawn shop in Philadelphia.’

You don’t expect me to be bitter? Tommy, when you open your heart, when you open your soul, AND IT GETS SHIT ON, it tends to make Jack a very mean boy. And so, I’m saying to you – before I take these aggressions out on you – to look at your future and realize that the hardcore life IS A LIE, that these letters behind me are a blatant lie, that those fans who sit there and say ‘He’s Hardcore He’s Hardcore He’s Hardcore’, wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire, you selfish son of a bitch!

But, I want you to understand Tommy though he’s hurt you time and time again, deep in his heart, Raven wants you to understand that the hatred I have in here is not for you. No, no – far removed. You see, Tommy, I’m not doing this because I hate you – I love you, man! I only want the best for you, but when I hear that WCW called up your number and you said, ‘No thank you’ – well, it makes my blood run cold. As cold as that night in the ECW arena.

And so I have got a moral obligation – you see Tommy, I’m on the path of the righteousness and righteous men wield a lot of power. So if I’ve got to drag you BY YOUR FACE to that telephone call and dial collect and say, ‘Hello Eric, it’s me, Cactus, and though I know I’ve burned my bridge, and I’ll never be taken back with open arms – I’ve got a wrestler who would glady trade in his ECW shirt for a pair of green suspenders.’ And Tommy, just think of that sound in your ear when Uncle Eric says, ‘Welcome home, Tommy Dreamer, welcome home.’ I love being right.”

Context and Background

The promo was part of a feud between Cactus Jack and Tommy Dreamer, with Foley warning Dreamer against enduring the same kind of brutal treatment he had suffered. The emotional core of the rant was triggered by a fan-made sign in the ECW arena that read “Cane Dewey” — a cruel reference to Foley’s then-three-year-old son. The sign was made in the wake of a brutal attack by Terry Funk, during which Foley was caned multiple times. The sight of the sign in the crowd, combined with the pain of the attack, became the catalyst for the rant.

đŸŽ™ïž DESK OUTRO

Ed: “Fans, that’s five promotions firing on all cylinders — from deathmatches to idol magic, from high‑speed trios to heavyweight wars!”

Gordon: “Indeed. A most dynamic week across the global landscape, with summer promising even greater developments.”